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Track 3: A Big Ben Diss

Posted on: July 10, 2010 9:45 pm
Edited on: August 21, 2010 1:05 am
 
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I have actually added material and recorded this verse.  The audio will be available at a future point in time.

Parental Discretion Advised

*Git = slang enunciation for get
*DGNR8 = degenerate.  Although I had removed that line from the final version of this verse, which I have recorded and will be sending to the Steelers F.O., I added it back in memory of our fallen brother of another mother: Ryan Knoch 11/1/1973-7/15/2010. RIP

Alright "Big Ben"...its time for your Moment Of Truth
You couldn't get a real "Hands on Experience" if you Owned a Masseuse
I'm More Than Pissed and we're all getting Bored With This
"Throwing Touchdowns with Cheerleaders" is your only legitimate Score With Chicks
Better stop drinking with minors, and maybe Bring A Witness Too
cuz we've seen "Big Ben" with "Hands Up" more than the Freakin British Do
Two allegations in two years?! I don't know what to Make Of This Crap
Only time I want Ben's "Hands between Legs" is when he's Takin' A Snap
You couldn't "Get your Balls on a Tight End" if you Tossed It To Spaeth
And "Havin your Face on a Calendar" is the only time you're on Top Of A Date
Man that's Lots Of Mistakes and it better be the Last Of This Deal
cuz whether its football or women, you only play if there's Grass On The Field
I'm Sick Of This Stuff and This Is Enough cuz you're a Prick In The Clubs
you shouldn't have a "Bad Streak" with "Bars" unless you've Slipped In The Tub
You have the NFL against you and you'll be Fightin' The Rest In Court**
because the only (DGNR8) on Ben's jock is Right On Our Messageboard**
With Big Ben on the loose, it seems that every Night'll Git Wild
So this guy should be tossed in the dog house...Michael Vick Style
Ben couldn't be an "American Idol" if he made Some Hits With Ellen's Crew 
cuz the guy "Goes for the First Timers" in "Bars" like Convicted Felons Do 
You're losin the support of Steeler Nation, and it Shows In The Threads
"Takin a Sack" should be the only time you're inviting Blows To The Head
It's pathetic for anybody to have non consensual Sex At Parties
So the only "#7" I'll respect in Pittsburgh will be our Next Lombardi

--By Emcee G.o.S, Steelers Fan

In Affiliation with DJ Thread Bumper and The Thread Bumper Gang: Ziggy Hood, James Harrison, Aaron Smith, LaMarr Woodley, Troy Polamalu, Heath Miller, Hines Ward, Mike Wallace, Chris Kemoeatu, Maurkice Pouncey and Rashard Mendenhall
Category: General
Tags: Big Ben Diss
 
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