Posted on: July 10, 2010 9:45 pm
Edited on: August 21, 2010 1:05 am

Track 3: A Big Ben Diss

I have actually added material and recorded this verse.  The audio will be available at a future point in time.

Parental Discretion Advised

*Git = slang enunciation for get
*DGNR8 = degenerate.  Although I had removed that line from the final version of this verse, which I have recorded and will be sending to the Steelers F.O., I added it back in memory of our fallen brother of another mother: Ryan Knoch 11/1/1973-7/15/2010. RIP

Alright "Big Ben"...its time for your Moment Of Truth
You couldn't get a real "Hands on Experience" if you Owned a Masseuse
I'm More Than Pissed and we're all getting Bored With This
"Throwing Touchdowns with Cheerleaders" is your only legitimate Score With Chicks
Better stop drinking with minors, and maybe Bring A Witness Too
cuz we've seen "Big Ben" with "Hands Up" more than the Freakin British Do
Two allegations in two years?! I don't know what to Make Of This Crap
Only time I want Ben's "Hands between Legs" is when he's Takin' A Snap
You couldn't "Get your Balls on a Tight End" if you Tossed It To Spaeth
And "Havin your Face on a Calendar" is the only time you're on Top Of A Date
Man that's Lots Of Mistakes and it better be the Last Of This Deal
cuz whether its football or women, you only play if there's Grass On The Field
I'm Sick Of This Stuff and This Is Enough cuz you're a Prick In The Clubs
you shouldn't have a "Bad Streak" with "Bars" unless you've Slipped In The Tub
You have the NFL against you and you'll be Fightin' The Rest In Court**
because the only (DGNR8) on Ben's jock is Right On Our Messageboard**
With Big Ben on the loose, it seems that every Night'll Git Wild
So this guy should be tossed in the dog house...Michael Vick Style
Ben couldn't be an "American Idol" if he made Some Hits With Ellen's Crew 
cuz the guy "Goes for the First Timers" in "Bars" like Convicted Felons Do 
You're losin the support of Steeler Nation, and it Shows In The Threads
"Takin a Sack" should be the only time you're inviting Blows To The Head
It's pathetic for anybody to have non consensual Sex At Parties
So the only "#7" I'll respect in Pittsburgh will be our Next Lombardi

--By Emcee G.o.S, Steelers Fan

In Affiliation with DJ Thread Bumper and The Thread Bumper Gang: Ziggy Hood, James Harrison, Aaron Smith, LaMarr Woodley, Troy Polamalu, Heath Miller, Hines Ward, Mike Wallace, Chris Kemoeatu, Maurkice Pouncey and Rashard Mendenhall
Category: General
Tags: Big Ben Diss
Posted on: July 10, 2010 9:27 pm

Track 2: A Silver MD Diss

*(A'peeling) = appealing
*(Cents) = sense

Track 2: A Silver MD Diss

It's time for a lesson "Silver MD" take a Seat and Drop Back
because you couldn't "Support the Team" if you were their Freakin Jock Strap
You won't watch the Steelers this year? but you'll Play In A Fantasy League?!?
Well the NFL still has 32 teams dipsh!t - you'll be Takin' The Stands In A Week
With all these gibberish posts, his fantasy roster is Certainly Doomed
'cause we'll be seeing "M.D. With More Scrubs" than an Emergency Room
So he's "Gone Bananas" - well that's the only time THIS Chump Is (A'peeling)
because we wouldn't see Silver as a "True Fan" if he Hung From The Cieling
This guy only puts his "Thumbs Up For Steel" with a Hammer And Nail
And his "Posts" only "Make (Cents)" when they're Stamped In The Mail
"What Colors Does MD Bleed"? We'll find out when I See This Phony's Face
But the Steelers always have a place for "Silver" - right in our Freakin Trophy Case

--By Emcee G.o.S 

In affiliation with DJ Thread Bumper and the Thread Bumper Gang: Casey Hampton, James Harrison, Aaron Smith, LaMarr Woodley, Troy Polamalu, Heath Miller, Hines Ward, Mike Wallace and Rashard Mendenhall
Posted on: March 11, 2010 3:21 pm
Edited on: March 12, 2010 2:28 pm

Track 1: Jack Daniels Reed

I wrote a couple of just-for-fun "songs" during the season and felt like doing another one since poetry and song lyrics are something I enjoy to write.  In lyricism, especially hip hop, there is an element called multiple rhymes which are combinations of words that rhyme with a corresponding combination of words.  Wordplay in lyricism is when one word is used in place of another for a double meaning.  Multiple rhymes are in bold, wordplay is in parentheses.  And I'll go ahead and leave a key to the wordplay as well as an explanation for any outsider fans who browse by this blog entry and wonder what the hell this is all about.

Boos = booze
Poles = polls
Skippy, for those who don't know (non Steelers fans, etc) is Jeff Reed's nickname.  He also once got in a fight with a paper towel dispenser, which is ironic considering that the Terrible Towel is an iconic symbol of the Steelers.  R.I.P. Myrone Cope.

Hope you all enjoy the humor, even if you're rhythmically challenged. Wink 

(And I don't dislike Jeff Reed - this is just a good natured diss)

Track 1: Jack Daniels Reed

Franchising Jeff Reed? The Steelers must be Losin' It Right?
because this guy's like Mike Tyson - there's always (Boos) In His Fights
Guess its time to celebrate, but he shouldn't Race To The Bar Should He?
He'll end up "Totally Smashed", like a quarterback Facin' LaMarr Woodley
If Jeff was ever in a real fight, he'd just get Slugged In The Jowls
And who can ever respect a Steeler with a Grudge Against Towels?
Jeff couldn't be an "American Idol" if he made Some Hits With Ellen
'cause the guy spends "More Time in Bars" than Convicted Felons
I mean seriously...this guy drinks enough to Leave A Brother Pale
when you see "Skippy With Cheap Bottles", I'm not talkin Peanut Butter Sales
Find a kickoff specialist who can tackle and we'll See That Art Is Told
'cause Jeff couldn't "Stop a Play to Save the Game" with a DVR Control
Maybe he's thinking about Keith Rivers after Hines Busted His Jaw
Or "Combing the Streets" with Matt Spaeth to have a "Brush With The Law"
If he "Got Off On The Wrong Foot", maybe he should Try Switching It
since we all know Jeff couldn't "Make the Tackle" with a Fly Fishing Kit
This guy's a media nightmare every time we get him Into the Bowl
But maybe he'll run for President - at least he can Win Through the (Poles)

--By Emcee G.o.S
Category: NFL
Posted on: January 23, 2010 9:30 pm

That Gridiron In The Sky

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.  After awhile, they came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton", said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window was a Terrible Towel. Peyton looked at God and said, "God, Im not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB; I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So whats your point?" "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, thats not Ben's house, it's mine".
Category: NFL
Tags: Steelers
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